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The Kootz News 11/21/22; "Happy "KOOTZ"-giving"!!!

The Kootz News 11/21/22;
"Happy "KOOTZ"-giving"!!!
www.TheKootz.com


'Gobbling-Greetings', Pilgrims!

Kids, believe it or not, this is our "TWENTY-SECOND"-Thanksgiving, together as 'Kootz'... and we're STILL "Thanks-Gigging"! Our l'il band-family shall-be celebrating 'Erev-Turkey' at a 'frequent-fave', travelling-south, for a quick 'one-night-Wednesday-soiree', to-perform-at The Lighthouse, in Waretown, before 'returning-north', for a 'Holiday-Weekend'-slate, in the northern-region of 'The Garden State'!!!

But first... A li'l "Kootz-Holiday-Trivia"

A Fun-Factoid >
The 'Kootz-News' started-out in our third-year of existence, 2003;
Just for "giggles 'n gobbles", we 'pulled one from the archives'... Here's a little 'pop-(rock) quiz' that ran in the very-first 'Kootz Thanksgiving-News' waaay-back in '03... Test your knowledge, 'Jeopardy'-style, as we give you the 'challenges' re: 'Turkey-Trivia'! YOU provide the 'answers'! 'Happy-Kootz-giving' week; Each response is worth 10 points!"

THE CHALLENGES:
1. John Smith
2. Plymouth Rock
3. Samoset, Squanto and Massasoit
4. Indian Corn
5. Giant Parade Balloons
6. Mayflower
7. Pumpkin Pie
8. Wamp-a-noag
9. Gobble, Gobble
10. 1621

THE ANSWERS:
1. The most popular 'alias' in NJ to sign in at a motel under...
2. Music played by a garage band comprised of ex-used-car salesmen.
3. Comedy trio that entertained the Pilgrims at the inaugural 'Feast'!
4. The type of humor presented by the 'above-mentioned' comedy troupe.
5. What my family looks like after the Thanksgiving dinner...
6. I believe THAT 'Madam' was arrested and made a fortune on her book!
7. Endearing term that John Smith used to woo Pocahontas.
8. What you do to an annoying little 'noag' that keeps bothering you!
9. Hit song recorded by David Bowie; Follow-up to 'Turkey In The Straw'...
10. The total combined I.Q. of all the Kootz members (projected).

So? How'd ya do?
- If you scored "100", you are most DEFINITELY 'top of the class'!
- Now, if you tallied 70 to 90, you probably need to read the 'Kootz-News' more often!
- And for the 'losingly-lovable-misfits' who fared below the 70-point mark;
We recommend a diet HIGH in 'Fiber'-consumption;
(after you have your leftover turkey sandwich, that is!)

So then, why should the promise of a week filled-with stuffin', gravy, thighs, breasts, white & dark meat (Yikes!... Umm, WHOA; it's gettin'-"warm" in here!)... Well, lets just put it this way; 'The Kootz' are preparing a few little 'music-feasts' of their own...

Now > To access all-of our most-current info:
Gig-schedule, A/V-links, show-locations & show-times;
Even our online 'Kootz-Kompany Store';
Please-visit our ALL-access, 24/7 official-website > www.TheKootz.com!
Also, have a look at our new Instagram-page!
Go to: https://www.instagram.com/the_kootz_band/

Whether you check us out on social-media, or our www.TheKootz.com website >
You can get your 'ALL-Your-KOOTZ', with 'just-a-click'!!!

It all starts Wednesday-night!

For the entire Kootz-schedule:
Go here > > >
TheKootz.com/schedule.php

OK, Here's "The 'Thankful'-Week" >
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Wednesday 23rd 8:00 PM
The BEST 'Bar-Nite'...
Just-happens to be at:
Our '2nd-Home' in S. Jersey!
Join us for 'Pre-Turkey'!
LIGHTHOUSE TAVERN:
397 Route 9-S,
Waretown, NJ
609-693-3150
Russ+, GT, Pepe & Rhonda!
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Fri. 25th 7:00 PM (acoustic)
It ALWAYS-'Rocks'...
On a Friday-Nite, when we-go >
"KOOT-cina"!!! > BE THERE!
'CUCINA-CALANDRA'
@ FAIRFIELD EXECUTIVE INN:
216-234 Route 46-E,
Fairfield, NJ
973-575-7720
Glenny, Gary Evans & 'Jefferson'!
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Sat. 26th 9:00 PM
Perry 'MASON' won't attend;
But It'll be one-rockin' err...
'JAR'-ring Kootz-show!
MASON JAR RESTAURANT:
219 Ramapo Valley Rd.,
Mahwah, NJ
201-529-2302
"Rhonda-la"... with:
GT, Gary Evans & Pepito!
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Sun. 27th 1:00 PM (acoustic)
Guess-what gets RID of...
A 'Tryptophan-Hangover'?
Well, OK >
Give-THANKS for WINE!
TORNE VALLEY VINEYARDS:
Torne Valley Rd.,
Hillburn, NY
845-712-5505
Glenny-T & Pepe... say >
"Welcome-Back", 'Wild-Bill'!
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Wed. 30th 6:00 PM (acoustic)
We're (Baby)-BACK >
For Ribs 'n Chicken-(Pickin')!
Join us > GREAT BBQ & Music!
GARY & MEG'S
CHICKEN & RIBS:
10 Erie Ave., Wayne, NJ
973-706-6798
Chris Roselle & Glenny-T!
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KOOTZ 'ON-DECK':
A sneak-peek...
Into the WAAAY-'busy-future' >
Make your plans, EARLY!
**PLEASE, click >> HERE <<
For all show-info, including:
Venue-Details, Times & Info!
**All-shows are in New Jersey >
Unless otherwise-noted!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
*Wed. 11/30 Gary & Meg's Wayne
*Thu. 12/1 Ramsey C.C. (Public)
*Sat. 12/3 Tony's Rst., Stockholm, NJ
*Sun 12/4 Great Notch, Little Falls
*Wed. 12/7 Hef's Hut, Vernon
*Thu. 12/8 Vreeland, W. Milford
*Fri. 12/9 River Grille, Chatham
*Sat. 12/10 St. Steph's, Spr. Lake
*Sun. 12/11 The Hilltop, Lodi
*Wed. 12/14 Steel Wheel, Ridgwd.
*Thu. 12/15 Hoover's, Morris Plns.
*Fri. 12/16 Airport Pub, Sussex
*Sat. 12/17 Crab's Claw, Lavallette
*Sun. 12/18 Torne Vlly., Hillburn NY
*Wed. 12/21 Gary & Meg's, Wayne
*Thu. 12/22 Stern 'n Bow, Closter
* Fri. 12/23 'A Simul-Kootz'!
- Cypress, Kinnelon
- Cucina Calandra, Fairfield
*Wed. 12/28 Side Bar, Hcknsack.
*Thu. 12/29 The Hill, Closter
*Fri. 12/30 Lighthouse, Waretown
*Sat. 12/31 Private NYE, Waretown
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**Again, for "times 'n details"...
And ALL-UPDATES...
Click right < HERE >
TheKootz.com/schedule.php
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And for ALL-'Other'-Kootz-info...
Stay-tuned HERE >
www.TheKootz.com
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"KOOTZ-NOTES & LINKS":

Show-us the 'KOOTZ'-Love!!!
Why-not 'Like'-us on FaceBook!
Please go-to this LINK and hit > 'Like'!:
www.facebook.com/pages/The-Kootz
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'The Kootz' are NOW-on Instagram!
Just click or tap-to:
https://www.instagram.com/the_kootz_band/

Hey, FaceBook-ers!
Please 'Friend'-us!
We're VERY "Friend"-ly!
Log-in to F.B., search:
Glenn 'KOOTZ' Taylor
Then send-us a friend-request!
Or...
Cick the 'FaceBook'-logo on our website:
www.thekootz.com
Or go-to:
https://www.facebook.com/TheKootz

Isn't-it about-time...
To think-about gettin'...
"Spiffy", for the Holidays?
SURE, it is! And you can 'DO-IT' >
By 'outfitting'-yourself in-a...
Suave, new 'KOOTZ-Wardrobe'!
We've-added a 'Sleigh's-Worth' >
Of brand-new-'Kootz-Merch!'!
Help-out the 'Elves'...
Get-yer'self-to:
"The Kootz Kompany-Store"!
Details? >
Visit the 'Kootz-Kompany-Store':
TheKootz.com/kootzko.php

Give some 'THANKS'...
In that (VW) 'Thing', Thelma!
WE... have GOT-To Get >
To That-GIIIGGGG'!!!!
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Ahhh,
The 'descent' > "Back To Earth"...
For "Big Blue" & "Gang Green"!
However... Give 'Thanks' for a...
'Better than expected'-start!
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Puh-le-ase...
Continue-to:
- Wash Your Hands >
- Wear Gloves >
- Wear a Mask...
- GET a Vaccine / Booster!
And >
PLEASE "S T A Y – S A F E !"