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"The
Koot-TEE" This sporty, 100%- heavy-cotton T-shirt is what today's "well dressed Kootz-fan" is wearing... Available in EIGHT rockin'-colors (**Note: please check the cart-menu for available colors / sizes)... The 'Koot-Tee' features the 'Li'l Koot'- guy & website on the front... with the Kootz logo & 'credo' on the back! Available in M, L, XL and XXL sizes! C'mon... 'Tee it up'! $17.00 - FREE shipping |
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"The Kootz-Kap" It's good for your head! Whether you're Painting it "Black", in a "White"-Room at the station, or bouncing a "Red" Rubber Ball... Are-ya wandering around the 'castle' singin' the "(Royal)-Blues", or trying to err, "S'Teal"-away? Heck, you could join the "Navy" and get "Maroon"-ed on an island! Whether-young, or with a 'touch' of "Gray", you'll now-see the 'Forest'-"Green" for the trees; Even if you're a "Two-Tone"-ing, two-timer! Yep... If this is YOU, my friend... then 'The Kootz-Kap' is what-you-want! It's comes in TEN-sweet-colors, with the 'Kootz'-logo across the front... and a convenient 'one-size-fits-all-Kootz-fans' 'adjust-o-strap' in the back! When 'Johnny Q. Public' sees-ya wearing one of these, HE'LL want to join 'The Kootz Team', too! Put me in, coach! |
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"The
Kootz Debut-CD" - Listen to MP3 Kootz-Klips |
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"The
Kootz Live-CD" |
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"The Kootz-'Tote'!" With 'The Kootz'... It's "In The Bag"! This two- handled, enviro-friendly, super-durable-satchel is available in FIVE juicy-colors! So... don't 'carry-on' like a 'wayward-son' (or daughter)... 'Carry it' with 'pride'... in a "Kootz-Tote"! |
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"Kootz-Hand Sanitizer" Hey! These-days it's important to 'stay-clean'... So why not take it to a whole-new-level, by keeping-it "Kootz-Klean"! These handy, convenient, re-fillable sanitizers are just what 'The CDC' ordered! Grab one... or three! |
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"Kootz-Lip Balm" Now, if you're gonna 'plant'-one on YOUR 'main-squeeze'... Then "Kootz Lip Balm" is for YOU! It'll give-ya the MOST-'kiss-able'-lips and keep 'em safe from the elements, too! Pucker-up! It's "Kootz Lip Balm"! $3.00 - FREE shipping |
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"Kootz-Credit Card Wallets" Now... why fumble-around, looking for that credit-card when it's time to 'pay-up'? 'The Kootz' have you covered! This handy-li'l card-holder sticks right to your cell-phone, so you can always 'pick up the tab'... Or tell-'em you're... 'in the band'! "Stick" with us! |
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"The
Kootz-Sticker-Bumper" Why pay for expensive automotive body-work, when you can buy several Kootz 'official' bumperstickers... and cover the dents on your beloved vehicle for a fraction of the cost! Actually, these Koot-stickers also go-great on notebooks, briefcases, kitchen tables, commodes... or even your mother-in-law! Thinking of selling that banged-up '71 Chevy Vega or Ford Pinto? DON'T!!!! Dress 'em-up in a Kootz "Sticker-Bumper" (or two)! $2.00 - FREE shipping |
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"The Kootz Hoodie" |
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"The Kootz 'PAR-TAY'-PAK!" This is the deal of the century.... no, the millenium! Order ALL of the above 'Kootz-Merch'-items... The 2-Kootz CDs, TEE (**black-tee only for Par-tay-Pak), KAP (any color) and 'Sticker-Bumper'... and pay just $39.95!!! That's a MONDO-savings of more-than '10-buck-a-roos'!... Yep, ya get it ALL for UNDER-40-'Georges'... and WE pay the shipping and the handling! Whadda-sweet-deal!!! |
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"Kootz-Chews" 'The Kootz'-band LOVES its fans... and we've got a free-gift for you! Order ANY item from 'The Kootz Kompany-Store' and get-ya some 'Kootz- Chews', on-US! What could be better than "Rock 'n Roll"... and 'FRESH-BREATH'!?! FREE with any order! |
FREE with any order! FREE with any order! |
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"The
Kootz Kandy Bar" (By special order only) Ever get a hankerin' for 'something-sweet' while listening to your Kootz-CD? I mean... a MAJOR "Choco-Jones" that just makes ya wanna 'eat-to-the-beat'! Well... By popular demand we're making available a limited-run of these 'original & official' Kootz-Kandy-Bars! This rockin'-confection has all of the essential Koot-factoids on the wrapper outside... while deliverin' a BIG chocolate-taste on the inside... one that would make Mr. Wonka himself... well, 'brown' with envy! Looking for "Mr. Koot-Bar"? He's right here! Hey! Buy 3... and get a 4th Kootz-Bar FREE! No kiddin'! $3.00 - FREE shipping |
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So... How do I get mine?
All Kootz merchandise is available thru 'PayPal' online, or by sending a check
or money order.
Checks
should be made payable to "The Kootz-Band LLC".
Please send to:
Glenn M. Taylor
The Kootz Kompany Store
Box 3030,
West Caldwell, New Jersey 07007
You can also order by phone. Call us at 973-650-2311.
Check or Money Order Customers:
Please make sure you've enclosed a note with your name, address and telephone
number. Please list the items you want (with T-shirt size plus color and/or hat color
where applicable) and have calculated all costs correctly, plus 7% NJ sales tax.
All prices
include FREE shipping & handling and come with a FREE gift from The Kootz!
And as always...
Remember to bring a print-out of any Kootz-weekly-newsletter
to one of our 'live' shows...
And receive that same 'real nice' (free)-gift from
us-Kootz!
"Let's get to that GIGGGG!!!"